I bottom hurts when I have bm now and when I wipe – kind of burns too. Everything feels swollen INSIDE (I’m female and the entire area hurts in there). Little spasms going on in there the 1st two days of symptoms, but those have stopped.

A little puffiness on the outside, but nothing REALLY outside. The other weird thing is that my upper thighs hurt and are sore to the touch. Sitting and standing both feel like my insides are trying to fall out.

Are these symptoms of Hemroids? I’ve never experienced this, so I have no idea. Preparation H does NOT seem to help much. Anything better?

I’m on tetracycline getting over an upper respiratory infection and have been for 2 1/2 weeks, so I don’t believe it could be any type of infection.

ANY AND ALL HELP APPRECIATED AT THIS POINT!! It’s been 4 days now. :(

Sweetheart, you need to talk to your doctor! I have never heard of hemoroids causing someone to "feel like my insides are trying to fall out" and can see no hemoroid connection to your upper thighs hurting and being sore to the touch.